I am constantly telling this to my DH, (darling husband) as they are known in the internet world. I can think of a lot of D words that are more fitting than "darling".  Especially in this case.   I'm doing my normal morning research on infertility on the web and stumble upon an article which states that cellphone use decreases sperm quality. Not only does my DH talk non-stop but when he is drivin…